I'm a clever kinda man, who likes nothing more than swimming with the right person, and socialising with my good mate, David Gibbs, who admires my remarkable qualities.
None of my current partners understand me. I need to meet somebody special - somebody I really connect with.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my hilarious personality, closely followed by my smashing lips. I can be a jerk when I don't know people well - but with body parts like my lips and my forehead, I can afford to be.
I work as a student, helping myself. This allows me to exercise my skills: making comebacks on the spot and being a notorious bully. One day, I was just about to stop work when Gibbs appeared from nowhere and congratulated me on a job well done. "Kush, that was a job well done." That's the kind of thing people say to me on a daily basis. Of course, now, Gibbs and I are best friends, and the praise runs like water.
If you're the right person for me, you can take my jokes and not cry when you see this beautiful face. You won't be afraid to shut up when I ask you and will have a healthy respect for my face.
My ideal date would involve sleeping in your house with a dashing person by my side. While we're there, I evaluate your round small pinky toe, checking that you're up to my understandably high standards.
People only get one chance with me. For every person who displeases me, there are another 111 waiting in the wings to replace you.
If you're worthy, get in touch!
Kooshin Ahmed (aka Kush)
